A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?""Well honey..." said the embarrassed mother, "the stork brought you to us.""Oh," said the boy, "and how did you and daddy get born?""Oh, the stork brought us too," said the mother."Well how were grandpa and grandma born?" the boy persisted."Well darling, the stork brought them too!" said the frustrated mother.A few days later, the boy handed in his paper to the teacher who read with confusion the opening sentence:"This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations."

A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and the Psychic Advisor tells him:"You are going to meet a beautiful girl frog who will want to know everything about you."The boy frog is thrilled, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?""No," says his Advisor, "you'll meet her in her biology class."

How many biologists does it take to replace a light bulb?Three. One to change it and two to write an environmental damage control report.

One day the zoo keeper noticed that the Chimpanzee was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species.In surprise he asked the Chimpanzee, "Why are you reading both those books"?"Well," said the Chimp monkey, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."

A doctor, an engineer, and a fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates.The doctor said that he had healed the sick, helped the lame; but he was a sinner and was sent to Hell.The engineer told how he'd built homes for the homeless, etc.; but he messed up the environment, so he was sent to Hell.The fungal taxonomist was frightened by all this, but as soon as he mentioned his occupation, God said: "You've already been thru Hell, Welcome to Heaven."

The teacher asks, "Jessica, what part of the human body increases ten times when excited?"Jessica blushes and says, "That's disgusting, I won't even answer that question."The teacher calls on Johnny: "What part of the human body increases ten times when excited?""That's easy," says Johnny. "It's the pupil of the eye.""Very good, Johnny," responds the teacher. "That's correct."She then turns to Jessica and says, "First, you didn't do your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, you're in for a BIG disappointment."


A biologist phones his wife from his office and says:"Honey, something has just come up, I realize it's not my field season, but I have to visit my field site for a week. So, would you pack my clothes, my field equipment and my blue silk pajamas? I'll be home in an hour to pick them up."A week later he returned and his wife asked: "Did you have a good trip, dear?""Oh, it was just a typical field trip, you know, work work work," he exclaimed, and added "but you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas.""No I didn't," she replied. "I put them in the box of field equipment!"

Two biologists are in the field following the tracks of a radio-collared grizzly bear.All of a sudden, the bear crashes out of the brush and heads right for them. They scramble up the nearest tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them.The first biologist starts taking off his heavy leather hiking boots and pulls a pair of sleek running shoes from his backpack. The second biologist gives him a puzzled look and says, "What in the world are you doing?"He replies, "I figure when the bear gets close to us, we'll jump down and make a run for it."Then, the second biologist says, "Are you crazy? We both know you can't outrun a full-grown grizzly bear."The first guy says, "I don't have to outrun the bear, I only have to outrun you!"

A biologist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs can jump. He brought a bullfrog into his laboratory, set it down, and commanded, "Jump, frog, jump!"The frog jumped across the room. The biologist measured the distance and then noted in his journal, "Frog with four legs jumped eight feet."Then he cut the frog's front legs off. Again he ordered, "Jump, frog, jump!"The frog struggled a moment, then jumped a few feet. After measuring the distance, the biologist noted in his journal, "Frog with two legs jumped three feet."Next, the biologist cut off the frog's back legs. Once more, he shouted, "Jump, frog, jump!"The frog did not jump. It just lay there. "Jump, frog, jump!" the biologist repeated.Nothing happened and then the biologist noted in his journal, "Frog with no legs lost its hearing."

By ``````~~~~~~~~ on mardi 16 avril 2002 - 03h28:

WHAT'S UP MAN.why don't you splain yourself in french ?you know this site is not just for senegalese living in the USA so be nice ok... APOLOGIZE