[Billet d'humour] Trump, la diplomatie au rayon casquettes
War is serious. Trying to end it is even more so. But with Donald Trump, everything always ends up feeling like a reality TV show.
After an unlikely stopover in Alaska to chat with Vladimir Putin (no, it's not a Netflix movie), the former president-turned-president welcomed Volodymyr Zelensky and a few European leaders to the White House. We were expecting a formal conference and historic handshakes, but we were also treated to a guided tour.
Trump, in his favorite role as showman, led his guests to where he clearly feels most at home: his presidential souvenir shop. Like a child proud of his marbles, he showed Macron, Zelensky, and the others his collection of helmets emblazoned with improbable slogans: "Make America Great Again" (classic), "Donald Trump was right about everything," "Gulf of America." And of course, the one he proudly brandished: "4 more years," a nod to his dream of a third term.
In the photos, Zelensky, a former comedian, actor, and screenwriter, smiles politely—a survival instinct, no doubt. When you're a president whose country depends on American aid, it's best to laugh at the host's jokes, even if they resemble a sketch in poor taste. Macron, for his part, is holding a gift that seems cumbersome. A cap? A Trump Tower snow globe? A mystery.
The funniest thing is this classroom-like image: Trump, as a schoolteacher, sitting comfortably in front of his "students," as if to say: "Who wants peace, or rather a cap, raise your hand."
And yet, behind the staging, Trump concludes his "summit" with a message of hope: the promise of an upcoming meeting between Putin and Zelensky.
So, after having, according to him, resolved the Israeli-Palestinian conflict "by force", the American president now imagines himself as the official salesman for world peace.
Its slogan could be used in a promotional piece: two conflicts resolved, the third cap free.
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Commentaires (7)
Très bon texte. Humouriste, mais plein de sens
Je n'ai pas recherché mais la qualité semble pointer vers du "coupé-collé". Au delà du semblant d'humourb il se cache un désir de présenter Trump sous un aspect négatif comme d'habitude.
Oui Trump est spécial, mais fort. Bonne article Seneweb Merci
Après les Africains, il y a quelques jours, Trump a convoqué les Européens hier. Sacré Trump.
Il a montré sa collection de casquettes. Macron & Cie étaient obligés de suivre. 😄😄😄
J'aime Trump. Excellent article de passage
moi j'ai une collection de boites de graisse de boa...et personne n'en parle !!
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